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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Keeping it real! Real fake, that is...

http://consumerist.com/5127945/identical-fake-testimonial-diet-sites-spreading-like-herpes
http://consumerist.com/5123930/careful-those-free-acai-products-might-come-attached-to-a-delicious-scam


Check that out. It seems there’s a veritable butt-load of fake weight loss blogs out there designed to make you part company with your dough! Now, some of you may argue that this is a fake weight loss site due to the fact that I really have not lost a heck of a lot of weight, but at least I am not trying to scam you out of money.

That said, if you wanted to throw me a few shekels out of love or pity or something, I’m certainly not gonna tell you “no!”

Everyone wants our fattybux! McDonald’s and their ilk keeps you fat, and these acai berry chiselers want to rip us off because a lot of want to be thin.

The gym wants your money regardless. Fat, skinny, there or not. They are at least consistent, right?


Oh, they sent home Jerry on Biggest Loser. I liked Jerry but holy mackerel did he do great at home! He lost like 70 pounds! He looks phenomenal! Good for you, sir! Bob’s freakout on the silver team woman (Joelle?) was absolutely insane! Wow! She probably would have been off had Dan not gotten the 1 pound penalty this week. My guess is that she will be gone next week.

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