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Friday, July 31, 2009

Big Jugs and Tramp Stamps

Yeah, I thought that might get your attention. It's because you're filthy. Or you have the mentality of a junior high schooler. That's OK, I sympathize.

A couple of posts back, I was lamenting about my water intake, so my wife got me one of these:




It's pretty freaking big and it's pretty darn heavy when it's full. This does not stop Owen from carrying it to me when he comes across it unattended. I guess it's helping. The drinking I mean but having a short water caddy is nice too. I seem to have restarted my more frequent pee status, so that's probably a good thing.

It's hard to drink enough when you're not in front of the PC all day and you're doing things.

Speaking of not helping, here was my lunch yesterday:
*

OK, mine and my son's. Now, it's a steak sammich, so that's reasonably crappy, but I did pretty good for the rest of that day.

OK, FINE I split a small frozen custard with the Boy as well. Janet's going to have a field day with this! It's a good thing I had that smoothie yesterday I guess.

Oh, and I saw this and thought it was pretty funny.



It's a Hyundai Elantra with a "Tramp Stamp" or as they call 'em in Germany: "Ass Antlers." Pretty cool, right? I want to get my car a full sleeve.**

In other news, the pool has been closed for two days now. What the hell?


*Yeah, I couldn't get the damned pic to rotate. Suck it up or choose to believe I ate on Saturn or something.

** Very good, you detected the sarcasm.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Smooth(ie) Operator

Yeah, baby. It was delicious!



1 cup Aldi Fit & Active vanilla nonfat yogurt
3oz fresh blackberries
3 large strawberries
5 frozen cherries

Blend like a sonofagun and enjoy!

makes 1 big-ass serving

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Week 59- 231 pounds (reprise)

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 231.0
Current weight: 231.0
Lost this week: wash!
Total lost to date: 33.2

Goal for this week: 2 pounds

Goal Weight: 180

Weight remaining to lose: 51

Please note: this was written Tuesday but I neglected to post it. It's amazing how much the blog suffers as I am not parked in front of a computer all bleeding day.

Dad's still up so lord knows how I managed it. I mean we went to Ruby Tuesday's last night and I had 2 minis and the salad bar. Man I love the Ruby's Salad bar. It's almost deviant.

Monday, July 27, 2009

If the scale is accurate...

tomorrow is going to be a bad weigh-in day. Ah well, we shall see.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Random stuff for your friday...

Here's one of my favorite OOP Comedy albums for you

Father Guido Sarducci- Breakfast in Heaven

It's really, really funny!

Enjoy!

Some random observations:

  • Nickelodeon kid-band The JumpArounds changed their name to the Fresh Beat Band thus proving that even if you have a pretty awful band name it can be made much, much worse. This does not diminish the fact that Marina is damn cute. Thank you.
  • There are people wearing 2 piece swimsuits who have truly no business wearing 2 piece swimsuits. I don't mean borderline cases, I mean Chris Farley in a thong. I'm not saying I'm perfect, I should be at the pool in a snowsuit.
  • I saw a woman at CVS recently who's cankles* were so bad it looked as if her feet were trying to eat her flip-flops.
  • I know I have lost weight because I am not as buoyant in the pool.
  • I have a hard time spelling "buoyant."
  • When you're not in front of a PC all day, the daily blog suffers.

*Cankles- An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

look what fits!



Yeah I haven't worn this in a billion years.

I like this picture because:
1) I am able to wear one of my favorite shirts again and
2) It looks like I have a good idea!

I also added links to my wife's blog about our son and my friend Crystal's because it's a good read.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Week 58- 231 pounds. A slight stumble

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 230.0
Current weight: 231.0
Lost this week: +1 pounds!
Total lost to date: 33.2

Goal for this week: 2 pounds

Goal Weight: 180

Weight remaining to lose: 51

All right, not terrible considering I did have the following food items since last week:

Chicken Nuggets
Arby's roast beef
3 pulled pork sliders from Applebees
and Chinese food, twice.

It's easy to fall into bad habits, especially when you have people over. I have missed my dad, and it's nice to have him around.

I have also missed Chinese Food. An awful lot, actually. I didn't have too much of it yesterday, thank goodness because my weight gain would probably be a lot worse. I have been much better today! I also got a little exercise in to boot.

By the way, Fit & Active makes a fudgesicle that pretty much rules and beats the blazes out of their official Weight Watchers counterparts.

and about half price too!

Slimming your waistline while keeping your wallet chubby, that's our goal here!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Don't panic!

They say a weight loss blog that's not updated frequently is bad new, but I have just been hanging out with my dad while he's been here from Florida!

a serious update is coming, don't worry.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Week 57- 230 pounds. You lose some, and...you lose some.

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 233.0
Current weight: 230.0
Lost this week: -3 pounds!
Total lost to date: 34.2

Goal for this week: 2 pounds

Goal Weight: 180

Weight remaining to lose: 50!

Wooooooooo!

We have hit the half a hundred left to go mark!

I'll update more later.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Promises, promises... Or The Clean Vanity Plate Club

I saw an ad online today that said “New development builds ripped muscle legally!” and I so badly wanted it to link to a page that said “quit looking for the easy way out and do some exercise, fatty!”

It probably went to either one of those PX 90 ads or the Acai berry ones. You know, the sites that are called “Juliesdiet.com” or “onesimplerule” or crap like that. One of these days I’m gonna get around to monetizing this blog and accepting ads, and they’ll probably be on the side of my blog as well.

Anyway, I saw this little tidbit today


It deals with a few things, one of which is “vanity sizing.” Basically, you size your big clothes smaller so fat people can feel better about themselves for no reason. So, take some poor fat bastard like myself who weighed damn near 270 pounds at his heaviest. Now, up until I really hit about 250 or so pounds I didn’t really feel all that fat. After a while I realized I was having trouble getting of the damn floor. Yeah. That was a slap in the face.

Anyway, if I went into a store that catered to the larger set, say like Shamu’s Big and Tall and tried on a shirt that was labeled “small” and it fit, I’d laugh, knowing that meant “small for a baby killer whale.” I have to wonder though, are some of us falling for this? Is the fat clouding our minds, fellow Portly-Americans? Is it like some kind of Fat Jedi Mind Trick, performed by a large sweaty man in robes named Obi Wan Canoli?

No, I think we’re becoming lazy and complacent. For instance, I see too many people wearing pajama pants to the store. I mean, OK, it’s three AM and you’re at 7-11 buying whatever one buys at three am at 7-11 (a pack of Rough Rider™ condoms, a box of those little Entenmanns’s cookies and a Phillies Blunt seem pretty standard) so you show up in your Spongebob sleepy-time pants. Fine and dandy. This is unacceptable at, say, Target at noon on a Thursday.

For the love of Pete, people, have a little pride.

<<<"Women seem to get a more realistic perception of themselves.">>>

Well, this is true to a point, but I think you ladies can be a bit too critical. Most dudes, on the other hand honestly believe they are about 50 sit-up away from being Brad Pitt.

<<<As far as vanity sizing, Nixon called it a "temporary fix" that reflects a larger problem of people looking for quick solutions for losing weight, she said.>>>

The thing that burns me is, it’s not a solution, it’s an illusion. We know we’re fat, for the most part. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want to be lied to. When my XXL shirts didn’t fit so great I didn’t want to go up any higher and I didn’t want to switch to one of those “Big Dog” type clothing lines which basically tells everyone “I have outgrown normal people clothes. Next stop: Mumu.”

It’s incredibly stupid and unhealthy. I’m not dainty, please don’t insult my intelligence by pandering to me by trying to tell me I am.

If you want to tell me how fabulously handsome I am, however, have a seat. I’ve got all night!



Here is the original article:


As nation gains, 'overweight' is relative
By Elizabeth Landau
CNN

(CNN) -- The little number on the tag on a pair of pants that indicates size can mean a lot to a person, and retailers know it.


The probability of people describing themselves as overweight is decreasing, researchers find.

That's why, in recent years, as the American population has become generally more overweight, brands from the luxury names to the mass retail chains have scaled down the size labels on their clothing.

"You may actually be a size 14 and, according to whatever particular store you're in, you come out a size 10," said Natalie Nixon, associate professor of fashion industry management at Philadelphia University. "It's definitely to make the consumer feel good."

Research shows that, when it comes to self-perception, the concept of "overweight" may be relative.

A working paper from a group led by Mary Burke, senior economist at the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston, Massachusetts, suggested that people's perceptions of overweight have shifted, and "normal" is now heavier than it used to be.

Researchers used data from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Surveys, nationally representative surveys run by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The first group was surveyed in 1988-1994, and the second was surveyed in 1999-2004. Because there were different people in each survey, it is not possible to tell if the perceptions of individuals shifted over time, the authors said.

Participants were asked whether they consider themselves "underweight," "about right," or "overweight," and reported their body mass index, a measure of the health risks associated with weight.

Are people more complacent, or better educated?

Although the BMI of the general population increased from the earlier survey period to the later one, the probability of people describing themselves as overweight decreased in the later survey, researchers found.

They found that weight misperception tended to decrease among women -- meaning women with normal BMI who were surveyed in 1999-2004 were less likely to say that they're "overweight" than women with normal BMI in 1988-1994, especially among 17 to 19-year-olds. For men, it was about the same.

"For women, this was good news," Burke said. "Women seem to get a more realistic perception of themselves."


Although the study authors said this trend may reflect healthy body image campaigns, physician nutrition specialist Dr. Melina Jampolis, who was not involved in this research, said she doubts that positive messages had this much influence.

Rather, it is the relative increase in weight of the general population that makes people with normal BMI feel more normal, she said.

On the flip side, feeling normal but being overweight may decrease a person's motivation to lose weight, Burke said.

Still, while the BMI scale reflects disease risks associated with being overweight, it does not reflect the whole story of a person's health, experts said.

There have been reports that being somewhat overweight, but not obese, is associated with decreased mortality, such as a 2005 study in the Journal of the American Medical Association that looked at deaths from a variety of causes.

Innovations such as treatments for high cholesterol have lowered the death risks for overweight people, Burke said. Especially for older adults, being slightly overweight may increase bone density, cushioning bones against falls, she said.

But the JAMA paper shows associations, not causes. People should not take this information as an excuse to gain weight, Jampolis said.

There are, however, other reasons that BMI isn't the whole story -- for instance, it does not reflect the distribution of a person's weight, Jampolis said.

"You could have really skinny arms and legs and just carry your weight in the middle, and it could be only 10 pounds, but belly fat, the visceral adiposity, it could very significantly increase your risk of disease," she said.

A brief history of body size perceptions

Experts noted that plumpness has been in style during some historical periods, especially as an indicator of prosperity when food was scarce. But the ideal of controlling one's food isn't new either. The book "Fat History: Bodies and Beauty in the Modern West" by historian Peter Stearns points out that fasting was a religious virtue seen throughout the Middle Ages, and continuing into the Puritan version of Protestantism. Christianity also espoused the idea of restricting food to fight sin.

The artistic and literary movement known as Romanticism, beginning in the late 18th century, stressed "slender, ethereal" ideals, Stearns wrote. The 1830s brought a prominent New York fashion style of a "willowy" look for young women, and there were many reports of anorexia nervosa during this time, the book said. But for older women, plumpness remained fashionable, and women on stage were expected to be voluptuous.

The meaning of the word "diet" came to include the goal of weight loss as early as 1910, Stearns wrote. "Middle-class America began its ongoing battle against body fat" between 1890 and 1910, Stearns wrote. The main factors that contributed to this shift were the advent of fat-control devices, the rise of public conversation about fat, and changes in fashion for both men and women, he wrote.

The culture of beauty that shaped up around the turn of the last century, promoting slimness as beautiful and fatness as ugly, has intensified since then, Stearns wrote.

Despite the widespread notion of dieting, obesity has risen dramatically over the last 20 years in America, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. A recent survey by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the Trust for America's Health found that the percentage of adults classified as obese went up in 23 states in the last year. View a map of obesity in America »

As clothing size numbers scale down in an era when bodies are getting more overweight, portion sizes have been increasing, Jampolis said. Photographs of fast food hamburgers from 50 years ago reveal that the serving size back then would seem like a "joke portion," now, she said.

"The same thing has happened with our body sizes. We're perceiving them as totally normal," she said.


As far as vanity sizing, Nixon called it a "temporary fix" that reflects a larger problem of people looking for quick solutions for losing weight, she said.

"It doesn't really deal with the root of the problem," she said. "It's really a lifestyle issue. It's not about a temporary diet, it's not about being pleasantly surprised because you're a size 12 instead of a size 16," she said

Thursday, July 9, 2009

At the last minute...

The call from the top office* came down at the last minute and I was given a LR. That’s Laundry Reprieve, in case you didn’t realize. To celebrate I walked three miles, thus missing the very beginning of Clean House.

If you haven’t seen it, it’s this terrific show where people who live like pack-rats are cleaned out, and their stuff is sold to pay for the renovations that the Clean House team does for them. This is different than Clan Sweep, on TLC where I think they get to keep the yard sale money although I’m not 100% sure.

Regardless, as I prepare for my own insanely large garage sale undertaking, I notice that the Clean House yard sales do not seem to attract the cheapskates that swarm your sale in the NJ area. The more I do these things (the last was when my folks moved a few years ago) the more aggravated I get.

Look, I understand that you come to a yard/garage sale to pick up some stuff on the cheap, really I do. I do it too. Back in the glory days of Ebay**, I turned a lot of yard sale finds into cold, hard cash, but lets be reasonable.

I love to haggle. I am the Bedouin Tribesman of the garage sale and flea market scene, baby. I drive a hard bargain, and I enjoy sparring with people from the selling side as well. However, I find people are now starting their haggling at a ridiculously low number.

For example, my folks had a Thanksgiving Turkey platter that was nice, made in Japan in the ‘60s or so and routinely sold on Ebay for about 35-50 dollars. We put it out for $10 firm. Aside from the teak folding chars, it was one of the pricier items in the sale. So a woman asks me how much it is, and I tell her, and she says “How about a dollar?”

So I say now, it’s 10 dollars, firm. I tell her how old it is, you know the whole shebang and she’s just relentless. “Come on! A dollar! Come on! Give it to me! Let me have it for a dollar…”

I say to her “no, I’m sorry.” I tell her it’s ten bucks, take it or leave it.

She smiles what I assume she thinks is a winning smile and says “So what do you say, you give it to me for a dollar right?” and she holds out a dollar.

I shake my head and chuckle. “Ma’am,” I say, “I’d sooner set it on fire in the middle of the street than give it to you for a dollar. Good Day!” and I turned and walked away and my dad is sitting there looking aghast. It was pretty funny, but I was mad as hell. I mean who starts price negotiations at 90% off?!?!? Honestly!

My garage sale ought to be fun. I have stuff from a quarter going up to $350. I can’t wait for the haggling.

Oh, and in the interest off full disclosure, no reprieve was granted to the leftover turkey.

* My wife, dummies!

** when people seemed to spend insane amounts of money on, it seemed, damn near anything you could ever think of posting. Remember that? Before it became Overstock.com’s little brother?

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

For the record:

I am not terribly enthused about tonight’s impending laundry. I am enthused about tonight’s impending dinner.

Fit & Active Teriyaki Turkey Tenderloin.

I know, you seethe with jealousy...

Let it be known, it is right that you do so because, hot dang, it’s yummy.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Week 56- 233 pounds. Slow and sweaty, erm, I mean steady...

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 235.0
Current weight: 233.0
Lost this week: -2
Total lost to date: 31.2

Goal for this week: 2 pounds

Goal Weight: 180

Weight remaining to lose: 53

OK, pretty good loss this week, all things considered. I knew I wanted to change things up, but didn’t intend on that meaning eating meat on a skewer like Tic-Tacs. The walking helped. I have had some good listening material lately though to keep me going.

There’s three new Torchwood radio plays that aired in the UK last week. In this age of digital wonders, they are available through alternate means than living in the UK and tuning into the radio or via the BBCs Iplayer. They are very good, and while they don’t think they will affect the continuity of the new mini series Torchwood: Children of Earth (airing this week in the UK on BBC1, or on BBC America starting 7/20) they are nice character pieces. It’s nice to see P.C. Andy and Rhys get in on the action a little. Ianto, especially, gets a very stirring bit where he speaks to Jack while he’s in a coma*, and it’s almost enough to get you a little misty.

Also, I could listen to Eve Myles talk all day. Seriously, the Welsh accent is enchanting! I can’t take my ears off her.**

Also I just got done with a BBC radio adaptation of Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury that was really great. Great performances all around, and it was quite tense near the end. I think there were two people who had been in Doctor Who in it as well. I’m 99% sure the Fire Captain was, at least. The gent who played Montag I know I have heard somewhere else.

If you’d like to download it for yourself it’s here.

I’m also in the middle of the post-apocalyptic story On the Beach. It’s good, but it’s a wee bit depressing. It takes place in Melbourne, Australia after an atomic war and how basically, life goes on for what is probably the last group of people on the planet who estimate that they have, at best, about 6 months to live before the radiation clouds make their way Down Under. Not exactly a cheery tale so far, but pretty darned engrossing.

That’s all for now. By the way I am happy to report the Ab Roller I got for Father’s day is pretty cool. I think it’s effective, I mean I sure can feel it in my abdominals when I am using it, but I have no visual proof yet. My only complaint is that it’s hard to store. I have an idea, however, that just might be crazy enough to work.




*not a spoiler, really, being that that’s pretty much the basis of the whole episode.
** before anyone gets the wrong idea, I’d also listen to a program called “David Tennant Reads the Cardiff Telephone Directory in His Regular Scot Accent.” I could probably be lulled off to sleep by that, actually.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Two barbeques, two days, too much food!*

*Also acceptible was "Two Fisted Eating!"

I attended two barbeques this weekend and definitely went over my points, but that was expected having attended two freaking barbecues. I tried to moving around as much as I could both days so maybe I won’t have a weight gain.

I did, however, have a good long walk last night and I saw some fireworks by accident, so that was cool. As I walked down Union street I saw more people than usual milling about and thought it was a little odd until I saw some fireworks over the trees. As I got closer to the lake the crowds really thickened and I saw fire trucks and funnel cake stand, and a food guy, and a table selling cheap, but pretty cool pseudo-lightsabers, including a rather snazzy double bladed Darth Maul looking one. They were a little too “disco fabulous” to be a good lightsaber substitute, but the kids seemed to be eating them up pretty voraciously.

It was kind of a cool moment, my solitary walk becoming an accidental group event as fireworks exploded overhead. I watched the people more than the actual fireworks and saw the smiles on the faces of young and old people alike.

Going this route backwards (i.e. the opposite to the way I usually go) this time seemed like it was a harder workout, but it also seemed like it took less time. I don’t know how, exactly. I mean, it’s three miles and change, either way, right? I think the hills are a bit more challenging going the way I went last time, steeper going up. Then you get a steep downgrade as well. Until you get to the lake, then back up, and then it’s mainly flat until you come back around by the train station where it’s a good downgrade again. I think this is actually tougher to do this way than the other way around, but I’m going to maybe try it that way tonight and we’ll see.

Oh, I forgot to mention this! Driving through New Hope, PA I was behind the freakin’ Batmobile. It was more of a “Bat-Miata,” but with the big fins and the rocket exhaust and the whole ball of wax and there behind the wheel was a dude in full Adam West-era Batman regalia, waving at people and whatnot. It was pretty great to see people’s faces like “Am I dehydrated or did we just have Batman drive by us?”

I should have had my wife try and take pictures, dang it. it was pretty funny. My cousin asked “where do you think he’s going?” to which I naturally responded “I dunno. Batcave, I suppose.”

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

a funny for you


I found this on my HD when I was cleaning up today.
Click to embiggen.
It's a great comic.