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Thursday, May 27, 2010

This can't be a suprise to anyone, can it?

From Men's Health and the Consumerist-

2,010 Calorie shake from Cold Stone Named Worst Drink in America:

Only days after the Center for Science in the Public Interest ruined everyone's dinner plans with their list of the worst meals available at U.S. restaurants, the muscle-bound dudes over at Men's Health Magazine have released their own list of the worst drinks in America.

Topping the list is the PB&C shake from Cold Stone Creamery, which in the 24 oz. (aka "gotta have it") size contains 2,010 calories, 131 g fat (68 g saturated) and 153 g sugars. The Men's Health people put it in perspective, equating one shake to 30 Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies and claiming it has as much saturated fat as 68 strips of bacon.

Also on the Men's Health Worst Drink list:

* Smoothie King Peanut Power Plus Grape (large, 40 fl oz):
1,498 calories; 44 g fat (8 g saturated); 214 g sugars

* McDonald’s Triple Thick Chocolate Shake (large, 32 fl oz):
1,160 calories; 27 g fat (16 g saturated, 2 g trans); 168 g sugars

* Krispy Kreme Lemon Sherbet Chiller (20 fl oz):
980 calories; 40 g fat (36 g saturated); 115 g sugars

* Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Soda (vanilla ice cream and cola) (large, 28.6 fl oz):
960 calories; 40 g fat (25 g saturated, 1.5 g trans); 136 g sugars

To see all 20 belly-busting beverages on the list, head over to Men's Health.

Again, with the 68 strips of bacon! Sweet Valley High, that's a lot of fat. I mean, why not go just go all out and eat a seal pup?

I am astounded that the "Gotta Have It" size does not refer to a stroke.

I have only eaten at Coldstone maybe three times in my life, but there was one never the Blockbuster I used to frequent (in the same plaza as a Weight Watchers actually! Synergy!) and more often than not they were of the "behemoth" variety.

I know that sounds cruel, but look, I was there. OK, maybe I wasn't in the Behemoth category, but I was at least in the Junior Division. I know you eat to fill a void, I've been there. You don't feel like you're worth anything to anyone, so you eat. You get fatter, and think even less of yourself so you eat more.

I just want to assure you, you can change it. It doesn't matter how bad you have let yourself get. You need to get up and get moving. I won't lie to you, it's hard, it's damned hard. You need to celebrate every win, no matter how small, because they are all building blocks to get to where you want to go.

You will fall down. Everyone does. I did, hell I still do. Just get up, dust yourself off, and start again.



Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Week 101. I gotta get back on this goddamn horse.

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 223.6
Current weight: 225.6
Lost this week: +2.0
Total lost to date: 38.6

Weight left to lose: 45.6

Whattya know? Eating crappy and not exercising properly makes you put on weight! Who would have guessed?

Back in action as of now. I may not make my goal, but I will be under 200 by my birthday.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Week 100- Hooray! I'm still fat! Wait a second...

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 221.5
Current weight: 223.6
Lost this week: +2.1
Total lost to date: 40.6

Weight left to lose: 43.6

Damn, blast and double-damn!

At this rate, I'm blowing this big time.

My head weighs like 20 pounds (it has to, it's huuuuuge!) so there's always the option of removing that :)

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

I gotta keep my big trap shut (not a post about eating!)!

I realize every time I make one of those "Man, I am so gonna kill it next week!" posts, I don't so much kill it, you know?

I got lucky. Despite not as much gymming as I should have, I stayed the same. I attribute that to two days of busting my hump @ the Flea Market and one day of busting our collective humps (me an the missus) sorting out the garage. This is a good thing, because previously, it looked like the Salvation Army exploded. Currently, due to high stacks of plastic storage bins with walkways intertwined, it looks like I'm hiding the Ark of the Covenant (see below):



(this is an actual photo of my garage. No, really*!)

Anyway, I'm off to the gym to get all sweaty and listen to the latest edition of the Uncanny Xcast, my favorite podcast. It's not for kids, and you don't really have to be into the comics to enjoy it.

Remind me to tell you about Irony Wednesday.







*No, not really!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Week 99- Houston, we have a problem.

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 221.5
Current weight: 221.5
Lost this week: 0
Total lost to date: 42.7

Weight left to lose: 41.5

Well...


piffle!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Week 98- downward ho!

Starting weight: 264.2
Weight last week: 223.0
Current weight: 221.5
Lost this week: 1.5
Total lost to date: 42.7

Weight left to lose: 41.5

OK, this is getting exciting.

I now have less to lose than I have lost total, so that's good.

I am 1.5 pounds away from The Wall. Yes, the Wall. I have yet to get past The Wall of 220.

I will do it this week.

I am going to work my ass off and I don't care if I am 219.9, I will be under 220 this time next week.

I'm in a friendly contest with my friend Bill Moon and he's at 220 today, the bastard.

I gotta step up or push him into a buffet, one or the other.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Well, shit...

62 days is obviously false. This is what I get for not checking my facts.

The counter is obviously boned right now.

I'm going to look for a new one, because I can't make it work otherwise. Sheesh.

My goodness! 62 days left!! Does anyone know where I can rent a bear?

Brown, Black, Kodiak. Hell, even a surly Panda should do the trick. I'm going to carry some fresh salmon* and let the bear chase me on the treadmill.

I did 600 calories on the thing the other night. I didn't gym it up this weekend, but I was all over the damn place at Sesame Place on Saturday so I think I got a pretty good sweat going at least.

I'm going to beat myself pretty senseless at the gym later. I am hoping for a loss this week. The weather has turned much warmer, and I feel I probably lose more weight in the summer because I am sweating more.

I could also be clutching at straws :)


* in the case of the panda, bamboo sandwiches...